Since my post this morning, someone else found my blog today by searching:
- okcupid hide from straights
Ooooh, my dear, sometimes I wonder. This thing happened last night.This is an example of how a high match percentage only goes so far.
Does he think I have packing foam for brains?
He implies that I’d be a jerk not to reply to his message, and yet there’s nothing there to suggest that he read my profile. Nothing in his message appears to have been written to me in particular. Doesn’t even address me by my username. Nothing to suggest he didn’t send the exact same set of words to dozens of users all at once, chosen for geographic proximity and decent-looking profile pics. But I’d be a jerk not to respond. Right.
And what the fuck does an amoeba have to do with his dating difficulties? Maybe he thinks I’ll respond just to ask what that’s supposed to mean. He’s mistaken.