“No more Mr. Nice Prez, mofos!”

Shorter version: “Kiss my brown Hawaiian-born ‘nads, GOPers and Fuck-Snoozers!”

Am I the only one getting chunks of time cut out of the Seth Meyers video? That is seriously bugging me. Tim Pawlenty makes Al Gore look like WHAT, exactly?!

Edit: Of course Google answers my question, but YouTube should not force us to resort to search engines to find punchlines to jokes shown in their videos.

Sen. Cornyn, the word here is “PWN’d.”

Dahlia Lithwick smacks down the Senators who voted against the Franken Amendment:

Then John Cornyn of Texas whined about how the evil Franken was “trying to tap into the natural sympathy that we have for this victim of this rape—and use that as a justification to frankly misrepresent and embarrass his colleagues.” It takes a special kind of narcissist to say a victim of gang rape isn’t suffering as much as the embarrassed senators who voted against her.

Perhaps Sen. Cornyn would like some aloe for that BURN.

Where is this “we,” Senator? I don’t see you showing any sympathy for Jamie Leigh Jones.

I would like to thank my dad for not being Scott Brown.

Scott Brown wants you to know that his daughters are available.

What kind of freak show advertises the fact that his pretty college-age daughters are “available” when his job means his family is already subjected to pathological scrutiny?

Oh, that’s right: a politician.

I understand that we basically get the politicians we deserve. I get that we treat our elected officials so inappropriately that it takes, shall we say, a certain type to run for office. I certainly wouldn’t want the news media sniffing up my butt every time I yawn, so I can’t really pretend to be surprised when our politicians are freak shows.

And yet, most of them manage to deliver a decent acceptance speech without pimping out their daughters. Bill Clinton was a compulsive lecherous perv but he and Hillary managed to not to subject Chelsea to any more fishbowl treatment than they could help.

Something tells me those girls are going to write memoirs a few years from now.