I just can’t think of a non-ridiculing headline for this.

Jezebel brings me news of this gorgeous snow sculpture in New Jersey, and how it got censored:

Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint “of a naked snow woman,” said Sgt. Dominick Sforza.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Look at what they did to this gorgeous artwork!
Oh noes! There is a naked lady in the snow!

She does look more objectified with the bikini on!

They made this beautiful sculpture, and all it took was one pearls-clutching prude to ruin it. Here was an example not only of creativity but of a family working together, and the cops had to treat it like porn because someone’s sensibilities were offended.

I hope that next time New Jersey gets a heavy snowfall, Elisa Gonzalez and her kids sculpt their own David in their front yard. And when some asshole complains, they should dress him up in a bright pink g-string and rollerblades.