Jezebel brings me news of this gorgeous snow sculpture in New Jersey, and how it got censored:
Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint “of a naked snow woman,” said Sgt. Dominick Sforza.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Look at what they did to this gorgeous artwork!
She does look more objectified with the bikini on!
They made this beautiful sculpture, and all it took was one pearls-clutching prude to ruin it. Here was an example not only of creativity but of a family working together, and the cops had to treat it like porn because someone’s sensibilities were offended.
I hope that next time New Jersey gets a heavy snowfall, Elisa Gonzalez and her kids sculpt their own David in their front yard. And when some asshole complains, they should dress him up in a bright pink g-string and rollerblades.