While I was writing the previous entry, I saw the news on Twitter and Facebook that we’ve had another shooting. This time, at a news crew during a live broadcast. Two people dead, last I heard.

*grabs NOPE blanket*

Would any other countries like to adopt me? I’m not perfect, but I’m good with kids, I care about the environment, I pay my bills on time, including taxes, and I’m open to learning a new language. I can be entertaining. Any takers?