Seriously, you guise, Jaime gets so many more awesome lines in the books than on the show. He really does. Let me show you one of them today.

(I may have recently bought Retype for my iPad. Just a little.)

“I have a beard, and she has breasts. If you are still confused, Nuncle, count our hands. Cersei has two.”

Jaime’s talking to Uncle Kevan just after Tywin died.

It took me a while to find a Retype template that gave an appropriate emphasis to the words. Totally worth it.