I can’t stop playing around with Jaime and Brienne, and I can’t stop harping on Tyrion’s first marriage. Two great tastes that taste great together! Let’s do this!

Jaime and Brienne stand behind a low wall in sunny weather. Jaime’s line from the show is: “To return the Stark girls to their mother who is now dead.” I have given him a speech bubble: “Let’s face it: the Starks are done, and my family’s in charge. For instance…”

We see a body of water in the background, with hills in the distance. Jaime’s line from the show is: “And Sansa Stark is now Sansa Lannister.” I have added, as a continuation of last frame: “They took your lady’s pretty daughter and married her to my brother! Actually married, I tell you!”
Lady Catelyn had said that Sansa was a gentle soul who loved lemon cakes, silken gowns, and songs of chivalry, yet the girl had seen her father’s head lopped off and been forced to marry one of his killers afterward. If half the tales were true, the dwarf was the cruelest Lannister of all. If she did poison King Joffrey, the Imp surely forced her hand. She was alone and friendless at that court. In King’s Landing, Brienne had hunted down a certain Brella, who had been one of Sansa’s maids. The woman told her that there was little warmth between Sansa and the dwarf. Perhaps she had been fleeing him as well as Joffrey’s murder. (pg. 72)
This is why you should not listen to maids named Brella.

His line from the show: “What do you want me to do? Kidnap my sister-in-law?” I have added: “I already have issues regarding my brother and his marriages. If I take this one away, he’ll never forgive me.”
I have pasted this from A Storm of Swords, during their discussion at dinner with Lord Bolton:
“His wife?” Brienne said, appalled. “The Imp? But … he swore, before the whole court, in sight of gods and men …”
She is such an innocent. Jaime was almost as surprised, if truth be told, but he hid it better. Sansa Stark, that ought to put a smile on Tyrion’s face. He remembered how happy his brother had been with his little crofter’s daughter … for a fortnight. (pg. 536)
Either way, I’m not sure Brienne has a firm plan in mind.

Brienne’s line on the show is: “Look me in the eye and tell me that you think she’ll be safe in King’s Landing.” I have added: “Fuck that! We will snag your little brother’s child bride, take her…somewhere, we’ll figure it out, and we will be the coolest little pseudo-family in the known world!”
I just love that little “aww, fuck, I can’t really answer that” look he gives her in the next shot. “You’re a big pain in my ass just like my family! Maybe you’re a Lannister, too! How do you like being compared to the Lannisters?”
“Yeah! I’m gonna call you ugly, because no one’s ever tried that before! I’ll give you no choice but to be the mature one between us.” There’s a place in the Seven Hells for people like me. The Crone might show me mercy, but the Mother would spank me senseless.