Tell us more about your Family Values.

Gawker shows us this really charming bit of insight from Mike Huckabee, who thinks he’s still relevant. Still hammering away at the great menace of trans women who need to pee, or trans girls who are told to shower after gym class, he confides:

Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, “Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.” You’re laughing because it sounds so ridiculous doesn’t it?

In other words, we can’t allow trans women to be treated like human beings because cisgender heterosexual men like Huckabee are creepy fuckers. Got it.