I Enjoy This Too Much: “If you fight them, they will kill you.”

Oh, dear. I may have let a bit of seriousness sneak into this one.

These are the moments I capped from Season 3, Episode 3. We all know what the final shot of that episode gives us, but I shan’t inflict the dismemberment on you.

They're tied up together on horseback, and arguing about their duel. Jaime says:

They’re tied up together on horseback, and arguing about their duel. Jaime says: “You were not beating me.” I have added the following dialogue: “I am so a better fighter than you!” “You are not.” “Am too!”

Yadda yadda yadda, and Jaime warns Brienne that their new captors are likely to have some rapists among them:

Still on horseback. He says:

Still on horseback. He says: “If you fight them, they will kill you.” I have added: “I’d rather you be a rape survivor than a dead virgin.”

Of course he was trying to kill her earlier that day, so maybe she doesn’t entirely believe he really cares about her safety. She still cares about her assignment, though.

Brienne is tied down to a tree in the dark. The full line is,

Brienne is tied down to a tree in the dark. The full line is, “Lady Catelyn commanded me to deliver Ser Jaime to King’s Landing…” but I’ve put some words in her mouth: “I saw him first! You fuckers can’t have my lion!”

There may be something seriously wrong with me. I am the Blogger That Shame Forgot.