I have a slightly belated shout-out to make to my favorite Love-to-Hate Queen Mother.

If you were raised by an oblivious tyrant…

If you’re a terrible human being who uses violence and threats to stay in control…

If you married a drunken, whoring, fist-waving asshole…

If you conceived with your twin brother…

And somehow you managed to raise TWO nice kids (the first one being a walking argument against inbreeding)…

Congratulations, you’ve done something right.

Happy Mother’s Day, Cersei Lannister, you vicious piece of work. Too bad about that prophecy.