Translation of the Fauxpology

What am I doing with this New Year’s Eve?

Staying warm, enjoying the quiet, and having ramen noodles and terrifyingly sugary cocktails all to myself.

Also, I’m not quite finished razzing Ms. DiFranco for her display of White Tears. LOOK AT WHAT I MADE, JUST NOW. LOOK AT IT.

She didn't actually say "sorry" or "apologize" or "regret," so I put one in there myself.

She didn’t actually say “sorry” or “apologize” or “regret,” so I put one in there myself.