You might wake up with a dick drawn on your face.

I’ve been planning to make a video with my thoughts on victim-blaming in the Infamous Rape Case, but the Rant Mistress went and stole one of my most treasured lines:

2. Do you think that women should expect to get raped if they are drunk? Should drunk men also expect to get raped? Or should men simply expect to wake up with something stupid drawn on their face with a Magic Marker if they pass out after too much alcohol? Is it too much to expect that if someone is drunk and incoherent, regardless of gender, that others will look after them, make sure they can get home safely and tuck them into bed to sleep it off without raping them?

I snooze, I lose.