We have a guilty verdict in the Steubenville case; that’s the good news. The bad news is that this is the cue for Team Rape Culture to tell us what’s really important: those poor, dear boys and their high school’s football program.
Candy Crowley, shame on you for wasting all that air time with hand-wringing over the defendants and erasing the victim. If they didn’t want their young lives derailed by rape convictions, they shouldn’t have penetrated the bodily orifices of a non-consenting person.
Judge, we do not want to send the message that it’s only a crime if you get caught.
Michael Crooke, you’re a disgusting waste of oxygen. Long walk. Short pier. Go. Now.