This apocalypse is broken, I demand a refund.

The next time the world supposedly ends, I would like to get up in the morning to some fires raging outside. This business of waking up in a dark, cold apartment is a total disappointment.

Besides, the end of the world was supposed to begin in June of 2010, and it was all supposed to be squared away by mid-May of this year. Charlinder and Eileen will tell you all about it.