This is my fourth presidential election since I reached voting age, and I will tell you, it is the first one in which I woke up to find LOTS OF GOOD NEWS.

We get four more years of Obama, AND we get Maryland, Maine and Washington in the Marriage Equality Club, for the first time by popular vote! I called it, motherfuckers! 2012 is the year we broke the streak!


Two states with legal marijuana! We got Elizabeth Warren in Massachusetts, Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin, Tammy Duckworth in Illinois, Mazie Hirono in Hawaii!

Team Rape Apologist got legitimately shut down!

Maryland also approved in-state tuition for undocumented immigrants, because we love our newcomers!

Minnesota declined to join Team Hate!

I’m so proud to be an American.


5 thoughts on “*noisemaker*

  1. I’m still doing a happy dance….I posted a status that said, I guess god, did intend for you to lose ;-)!

  2. I am so relieved! Was afraid it was going to be another 2000 with the election stolen!!!

    • INORITE?

      I kept hearing about the shenanigans going on in Ohio and Florida, and wondered if I was about to wake up to a replay of 2004, in which I turned on the car radio and heard, “AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO OHIO.”

  3. Congratulations Maryland et al from an envious admirer. I love Texas but if this state is in the same bullshit stagnant teabagging condition when I retire in 10 years I’m moving to New Mexico.

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