There are no “badass” lipstick shades

I would like to point something out to Shannen Doherty: if you need to announce that you are a badass?

You ain’t.

This is some funny shit, though:

I am of the mind that if your man is satisfied at home, he will not stray.

I am of the mind that Shannen Doherty is overly enamored of the sound of her own voice.

(I hesitate to use the tag “celebrities who should not be celebrities,” as by all accounts Ms. Doherty is actually a very competent actress, but with this book she has jumped the shark.)